Steph’s First Real Post, Attempt 2
I’m SO mad at myself right now because I just deleted my whole post (what I’d typed so far) by accident and I didn’t save a draft!!! Sigh. Okay, so I’m just gonna try to remake what I had the best I can.
Hey guys! This is my first REAL post. *jazz hands* The first one I made was basically just a test because I didn’t know if the blog was actually up yet. But it is now! I can’t wait to read all yall’s 2am blog posts and maybe even right one of my own. Huh, whaaaattt? Gasp! (This probably sounds bad but oh well, I tried.) What’s happening in my life? Hmm… oh, so I’m thinking of working at Publix because I haven’t had many/any babysitting gigs recently and I want more money for all the random stuff I want, ie zsum zsums, dvds, pop figures, a camera, etc. I went there today to fill out the application, there’s a small electronic station thing, and it said the application would take almost an hour! Holy guacamole! (Dang it, I can’t remember my own catchphrase. Maybe Talia will know when she gets here. If anyone remembers it, please tells me. It’s something I started saying a lot near the end of school and I think it rhymes.) I didn’t get very far anyway because it asks for my social security number, which, psh, we don’t know (but my mom realized it would ask for it on the way in and warned me so it’s all good in the hood. Dang it, it’s not that, either). That was kind of a fail, but oh well. At least I know it’s really long now. *sarcastic yay* I was thinking about apply to Chickfila before but they probably don’t need many/any people and also for some other reason I decided not to(don’t really remember why).
The big thing happening is that I’m going to Disney(world) soon!! (I didn’t mean to brag, srsly so sorry I’m just excited) I’ve never been there, technically. I was barely three, it doesn’t count, okay? My mom did find tangible evidence though, but I’ll just burn the pictures (kidding, wish sarcasm more easily relayed through text). (Wow, I’ve used a lot of parentheses in this.) Also, this is the longest thing I’ve typed in a while (ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAD TO WRITE IT TWICE). Sorry, but past me was just NOT looking out for future me when she typed this. That was like opening an old wound. Anywho, getting back on track, I got the idea that I should watch a bunch of different Disney movies before going to Florida. It turns out, however, that we don’t have any of the classics! It’s ridiculous! We don’t have Lion King, or Sleeping Beauty, or another Disney classic that I can’t think of. I thought I had a decent movie collection, but clearly, I do not! DUMBO! WE DON’T HAVE DUMBO! I think we used to have it on VHS because I remember watching it (multiple times) and I know I loved, and probably still love, that movie. <3 But I can’t watch it. 🙁 And I thought I had a good Marvel collection, too, but I’m missing a few movies and I feel like my movie collection is a let down. Which is why I need that job-to buy more movies. I think that’s a pretty good line there and now, in my head this is sounding like it’s a youtube video end-card. Weird. Anyway, if I type anymore right now, I’m pretty sure my hand will fall off. So, to you, I say (Oh, great, now, thinking of the American Idol sign off, I should really end this post) Good night America! Ha no, just kidding, see you guys later.
-Steph <3
P.S. I’m pretty proud of how similar this is to the original draft. I only added something in basically at the ALL CAPS “especially since…” part. Also, the original draft stopped somewhere around Disney movies and classics, mid-sentence, before the examples. See, I didn’t just give you what I had so far, I gave you even more. Kay, sorry for making you read this, for real this time, bye!
woah this is long. okay imma start reading then leave an actual comment
good idea
*write
HA I own Dumbo. Haven’t watched it in years, though. Is Disney World the one in Orlando?
LUCKY also yeah, world=florida, land=california jeez daniela, both i and kaitlyn are disapointed in ur lack of simple disney knowledge (i bet molly is too) oh and i forgot to add the part about universal dang it cuz then u would have known it was florida anyway
I was gonna say something about finally drinking butterbeer again but there’s no where to add it in so oh well
oh duh I forgot about universal. and butterbeer! aghghghghfgjgghg it’s so good. Also I’m making a widget along the side that’s called “On Our Reading Lists” and my texting isn’t working rn so what’s on your reading list?
READING LIST FOR SUMMER:
Alex, Approximately
geekerella
school for good and evil #4 quests for glory
king’s cage (#3 in the red queen series/trilogy/idrk)
goodbye days
literally
the love interest (looks really good #LGBTQ novel about spies)
royal bastards
the gatlon school for vigilantes
royally screwed
royally matched
royally endowed
the upside down of unrequited
i hate everyone except you
because you love to hate me
BUTTERBEER IS SO FREAKIN GOOD!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):):):)::):):):)):):):)::))::):):):):)\
i had it in London when i went to the studio there in like 5th grade
it was fun
i have harry’s wand
its cool
i also have a pottermore
#ravenclaw #hornedserpent #toosmarttobeamuggle #imstillamuggle
im pretty sure my ilvermorny acceptance letter got lost in teh mail
now im sad that i coulve been a wizard but the US just HAD to mess up that, now im stuck with a bunch og “no-mags” and have to accept that maybe, JUST MAYBE, i could marry a wizard and my children could be wizards and life would be great
ok, that got really off topic, so DYLAN O’BRIEN…………………………………… nevermind, you might be here a while
and anyways, thats a post for me to post at 1 in the morning
first yessss i really wanna read geekerella and oh my gosh butterbeer is SO good also how did we get stuck with “nomaj” like i had to google how to spell it while they get “muggle” i mean i just love the word “muggle” sigh
if you have seen fantastics beasts and where to find them, in america we call us “no-majs”
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAGHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH I REALLY AM
DANIELA I AM SO ASHAMED THAT YOU DONT KNOW THAT, THAT IS BASIC DISNEY KNOWLEDGE
YOU NEED MICKEY (instead of jesus, get it, seen the vine or meme or whatever it is)
ok this is weird
BUT ANYWAYS YOU NEED MICKEY
ITS CONFUSING OK
I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE PLENTY OF MICKEY IN MY LIFE
?????? that is a confusing statement, and btw there is no such thing as “too much mickey” *states in a slow annoying voice that im not really sure how to describe*
YES THANK YOU MOLLY I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU ALSO ALL CAPS IS SO FUN
I have no idea how to make a picture show up for my post on the home screen so confused halp
I GOTCHU
okay so
the picture you choose MUST BE larger than 1140 by 550. You can check that it’s bigger than this under the image stats when you upload the pic to the media library. Also, I talked about this in my post. When you’re writing out your post, there’s a bottom right button that says “add featured image.” Click there, choose/upload and choose your image. And that’s it. Hit update/publish. But seriously, the picture HAS TO BE larger than 1140 by 550 or it won’t look good. What I did with one of Molly’s posts– her picture of KJ Alpa was too small so I overlayed it onto a background (the black and white forest picture, which I found randomly on google) which WAS larger than 1140 by 550. Then I saved and uploaded that as the featured image instead.
Once you’re SURE that the pic you’re using is big enough for a featured image, you can put your post in the category “with featured image” from the post editing page. The posts in this category are the only ones that show up in the front page slideshow because if a post doesn’t have a featured image, the background will be white and ugly (title won’t show up very well either).
Wow this is long.
Okay. Hope that helped.
BY THE WAY STEPH, I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS NOW BUT YOUR PHRASE IS “WHAT THE FLIPPITY FLOP?!” Yeah.
Yeah lol I literally just texted that I remembered it but thanks for trying
Wait what U CAN WORK FOR PUBLIX WHEN UR 14????????
sry I didn’t sign in to my account b4 I typed this, does that matter? Probably.
Yeah